Dear Mr. COO:

Dear COO of _________ in Ventura, Ca. (I thought about putting his name and business):

RE: They’re not the bottom; they’re the fucking foundation

During our meeting today at Lure Fish House, I sat & listened to your nonsensical theory on why recruiting & employee retention is plummeting. You rambled on (often incoherently) about your misconstrued, blinded perception of this landscape – I LOL’d & left our lunch early.